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瓦舍江湖第11集剧情

第11集:瓦舍江湖11集剧情:石老师到瓦舍 给众人惹麻烦

白小青让兰陵跟金可儿学变戏法,免得兰陵一天到晚只吃喝不做事,可兰陵就是不答应,认为这是对他的侮辱,怎么也不答应。白小青不管兰陵同不同意,直接下令让金可儿教,而金可儿则开心地来求白小青,放她一天的假,因为她的师傅石老师要来。金可儿刚说完,石老师就到了,金可儿开心地出门口去迎接,然后便想介绍瓦舍的人给师傅认识。石老师开心地拒绝金可儿的介绍,说明金可儿来信说了瓦舍各人的情况,他想凭着金可儿的介绍,自己认识那些人,大家听着也很有兴趣,于是开心地排成一排等石老师辨认。石老师没有认错人,把每个人的名字和缺点都说了出来,这让他们听了,不知道说什么好。石老师入座之后,便开始介绍自己的本事,炫耀他身上的那些老茧,惹得大家很是心动,等着石老师出招演示一下。石老师夸口完了之后,选了他看着最弱的小皇帝,谎称小皇帝体格最强壮,让小皇帝跟他对打一场,等他传授制敌之方。石老师夸了半天,可没想到被小皇帝一拳,就打晕在地而且起不来。大家叫了石老师老半天,才把他叫醒,他一醒来便怪小皇帝不讲武德,偷袭他。石老师骂完小皇帝之后,又开始聊养生的话题,然后便把他收藏的那些药丸拿出来。石老师越说越离谱,夸口说的药丸也一点谱没有,白小青实在忍不住,只能把金可儿叫到一旁,想搞清楚石老师是否是骗子。金可儿说明,石老师可能是混江湖的时候,沾染了一些习气,但在幻术上的造诣是真的很不错。白小青半信半疑听着,金可儿则在石老师吹嘘自己的伤时,给金可儿贴了一道符,让金可儿发不出声来。辛抱恙在金可儿被贴符之后,跟石老师要了一瓶神仙水,好让他能文思泉涌,结果他写了一堆的儿歌,之后就再也写不出一个字来。白小青去找石师傅想办法,看能否让兰陵重新登如,石师傅于是给白小青一张没羞没臊符,把白小青乐坏了。辛抱恙吃饭后,给兰陵贴上了符,兰陵因此直接去街上裸奔了起来。欧阳瓜棚买菜回来,发现街上有人裸奔,以为是哪个变态,马上回瓦舍关上了门,提醒大家别出门。白小青得知裸奔的事情,想起了自己要来的那张符,于是问辛抱恙是否贴了符,这才反应过来,裸奔的人就是兰陵。兰陵被白小青他们带回来之后,才清醒了过来,但刚才的行为,让他更觉得无地自容,连人都不敢见了,更别说重新登台了。白小青想救兰陵,结果却毁了兰陵,她更气石老师的符了,于是怪责石老师给瓦舍添乱,要求金可儿把石老师请走。金可儿没有办法了,只能开口要求石老师离开,石老师听了很是难过,怪责瓦舍向他下了逐客令,开始装起了可怜。金可儿看石老师不开心,马上谎称她是担心石老师跟爱人分开太久会想恋,劝他早日回去。石老师说明,他爱人一年前去世了,现在他就是一个无依无靠,又没工作的老人,这让白小青听了很是不忍,于是决定留下石老师。白小青正挽留石老师时,石老师收到了一封急件,叫他去参加夕阳相亲大会,他这才马不停蹄赶住,不住瓦舍了。

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