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雷哥老范第1集剧情

第1集

  老范叫范春雷(范伟 饰)。   如果说四十多岁的范春雷很“雷”的话,那他今天的遭遇简直可以用“春雷滚滚”来形容了。   今天是个特殊的日子,老范的丈母娘六十六大寿,但一向把丈母娘奉若神明的老范却把这事给忘了。   一大早,老范就出了车祸。外出买早点时被一个叫许大来(杨志刚 饰)的年轻人撞了个人仰马翻,把山寨版的电动车撞坏了不说,还把兜里的钱包也撞没了。好在老范大智大勇,当机立断把钱包又劫了回来。但雷人的是,老范劫回来的钱包不是他的,恰恰是对方的。于是自认被坏人抢劫的许大来报了警,老范进了派出所。   出了派出所的老范就被其所在饭店的老板给炒了鱿鱼,老板对他的评价很矛盾:优点是热情,缺点是太热情——老范失业了。   老范的媳妇小婉对老范忘记了自己母亲生日的事很是恼火,耳提面命让其去筹备生日宴,自认理亏的老范决心以实际行动将功折罪,准备了煽情的配乐诗朗诵,订了一个高级的生日大蛋糕,还要去菜市场买一条丈母娘最爱吃的江鲤子并要亲自上手烹饪,以讨老太太的欢心。   也难怪小婉说老范太“雷”,刚到菜市场门口,老范就又出事了——一个易拉罐从天而降,砸中了老范的头,也砸碎了他的手机。抬头一看,是楼上一个小孩干的。气恼的老范爬上楼欲找孩子的家长理论,却发现扔易拉罐的孩子竟然是个哑童,砸他的目的就是要让他上来。   老范愕然,但见一个青年女子昏迷在床,身边放着倒空了的安眠药瓶。   老范急忙播打120。老范的“苦难”也就此拉开了序幕……

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