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鸡毛蒜皮没小事2第23集剧情

第23集

  牛大卫(郭德纲 饰)来给天意出了主意,给租房的小两口出了一个两全其美的办法,那就是让他们做运动鞋的生意,这下小院的劫难才被解除。牛大卫为诗琴的弟弟做了媒找了个好老婆,于是觉得自己适合做月老,打算和天意开婚介所,不但能赚钱,也为自己寻觅另一半。做生意的两口子离开了小院,却把租房合约剩下的日子高价租给了三个球迷,三个球迷都是因为看球被家里人赶出来的人,晚上看球时在小院里闹得全院人不得安宁,睡不了觉,无奈天意只好施计把三人赶走,不想却赔钱还了三人租房钱。小院刚得安宁,小明同桌小美的妈妈又找上门来,声称小明不但对小美恶作剧,更是偷看小美的试卷,天意对小美妈的出言不逊不满和她争吵了起来。欣华训问小明欺负小美的事,天意保护儿子,结果小明和天意都被暴打。小美的父母又来找天意,天意装成武林高手把小美爸妈吓跑。天意为了让小明考个好成绩讨欣华高兴,答应小明考好给小明养条狗,结果小明真的考了个优,于是天意买了条大狼狗牵回了小院,把小明高兴坏了,但是却吓坏了李婶和张大爷(于谦 饰)张大娘(蔡明 饰),欣华也强烈要求天意把大狼狗弄出小院,但在小明和天意的哀求下,小院终于容下了这条大狼狗,不想好景不长,大狼狗不仅影响了张大娘张大爷的生活,更是把张大爷给咬了,天意气愤训骂大狼狗,不想大狼狗翻脸不认人,把天意也给咬了,张大爷和天意都觉得自己得了狂犬病,小院被闹得不得安宁,无奈之下欣华终于打了急救电话。

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