盘点娱乐圈承包笑点的父母亲,直击搞笑现场
时间:2020-10-23 21:02:55阅读:709次来源:星辰影院 ![](/pic.php?url=http://img1.ynet.com/2018/05/31/3ac3e96430849d547da0d433c42f3a77_600x-_90.jpg)
1、记者问:你们有考虑过让儿子魔童进演艺圈吗?
张&袁回答:没有,因为他没什么才艺……
袁咏仪补刀:他五音不全……
2、记者问:你们夫妻都去外地工作,那儿子怎么办?
张智霖回答:变成孤儿咯
默默地心疼魔童三分钟……这样的塑料父母真的是太可爱了好吗?能在这样耿直的家庭成长下来的魔童,长大一定会成为祖国的栋梁的。
小花妹妹每年生日,身为亲父母的邓超和孙俪绝对会给一个十足充满爱的亲亲,哪怕小花妹妹被亲到脸都变形了……请求小花妹妹的心理阴影面积。
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记者问学友哥:担不担心你女儿谈恋爱?
学友哥回答:担心也没得担心啦,我想你爸有同感~
记者追问:老爸都不喜欢自己女儿谈恋爱的……
学友哥回答:我也理不到那么多,我都不知道自己什么时候死……大家请自行脑补记者当时尬掉的脸型
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记者问:华仔,你会不会参加爸爸去哪儿?
华仔机智回复:那我要回家问问我爸爸肯不肯参加了,不知道我爸爸带我参加,他们肯不肯要……
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