邓超为给等等小花班里讲故事备课 结果书名被网友玩坏

时间:2020-10-23 20:07:42阅读:1667
前几天孙俪发文借儿子等等之口吐槽了邓超在家的时候很懒,因为等等说他长大后的理想是做爸爸,原因是爸爸天天在家睡懒觉,不过邓超今天上午发了一条微博,至少能证明今天他一定没有睡懒觉,而是一大早就忙碌着,邓超

前几天孙俪发文借儿子等等之口吐槽了邓超在家的时候很懒,因为等等说他长大后的理想是做爸爸,原因是爸爸天天在家睡懒觉,不过邓超今天上午发了一条微博,至少能证明今天他一定没有睡懒觉,而是一大早就忙碌着,邓超究竟为什么而忙呢?我们来看邓超的这条微博,邓超微博称“此时备课的我压力好大”,邓超要转行当老师?怎么备课呢?而且一向乐天派的邓超也很少说自己压力好大。

原来邓超一会儿要去给等等和小花班里讲故事,那邓超说自己压力好大我们都能理解,虽说邓超上过无数的大舞台和大银幕,但是这次毕竟是要去给自己的儿子和女儿的班里讲故事,作为爸爸一定想在儿子和女儿的同学面前好好表现,邓超所说的压力好大想必一定包括犹豫讲哪本故事书里的故事,邓超晒了几本故事书封面,向网友征集建议,他该讲哪本,怎么讲呢?

看了邓超晒出的这些故事书书名,画风立即就转变到了那个充满综艺力的邓超,我们来看看邓超晒出的故事书,第一本叫《勇气》,网友幽默的评论“是梁静茹给你的《勇气》吗”,第二本叫《我喜欢自己》,与邓超自恋的风范相当贴合,第三本叫《是谁嗯嗯在我的头上》,这就不用多解释了,第四本叫《爱打嗝的斑马》,很有想法的网友说如果邓超选择这个故事,现场连线吃饱了的陈赫,让他打嗝就行。

也不知道邓超从哪里收集到了这么有趣味的故事书,虽说没看过这些故事书,但这些书名都相当符合邓超的气质,邓超在这条微博的评论里倒是对于这次讲故事充满信心,他评论“怕自己太优秀孩子们不让走”,邓超还想了一个好主意,用几国语言讲,网友回应幼儿园小朋友的英语水平都比你高,邓超又借机夸了夸自己的颜值,他评论“孩子们还没有等我张口,已经被我的颜值迷倒怎么办”。

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