柴犬腿短就成柯基 萌萌宅睡前故事袁弘拜服

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“砍树”砍到满天繁星带娃可不是件轻松事,参加芒果TV自制综艺《萌仔萌萌宅》录制的袁弘张歆艺夫妇开启全能模式,不仅要变身全职保姆负责萌娃们的一日三餐,而且还要会讲睡前故事。继袁弘“八戒哥哥办

“砍树”砍到满天繁星

带娃可不是件轻松事,参加芒果TV自制综艺《萌仔萌萌宅》录制的袁弘张歆艺夫妇开启全能模式,不仅要变身全职保姆负责萌娃们的一日三餐,而且还要会讲睡前故事。继袁弘“八戒哥哥办身份证”的睡前故事之后,做客萌萌宅的柳小海接力续讲,然而“柴犬是砍柴的、腿短后就成了柯基”这种故事情节不但没有哄睡萌娃,还让一旁的袁弘笑到“拜服”。

如何让自家的“熊孩子”乖乖睡觉可真是难坏了一大波奶爸。为了搞定不爱睡觉的萌娃,奶爸们可谓是绞尽脑计,千方百计,除了给萌娃放舒缓的音乐,陪孩子一起睡之外,睡前故事当然必不可少。听惯了白雪公主,厌倦了小红帽与大灰狼,这时的奶爸们就要挖空心思给孩子们自创睡前故事了,真的是考验奶爸们的才华。

袁弘张歆艺夫妇挑战同时带四个萌娃的艰巨任务,当然少不了父母们的必备技能—讲睡前故事。除了耳熟能详的童话故事之外,连自家的狗也不放过,都成了睡前故事的主角。庆幸的是前来做客的二舅柳小海总算能够替袁弘张歆艺分担一下。作为“八戒哥哥办身份证”故事续集的主讲人,柳小海脑洞大开硬是爆笑上演了一出“八戒哥哥变形记”,“柴犬是砍柴的,柴犬腿被咬短后就变成了柯基......”这哪里是在哄萌娃们睡觉,明明是在逗萌娃们笑啊,本就毫无睡意的萌娃们更是精神十足。就连一旁的袁弘也被柳小海这种一本正经说瞎话的睡前故事逗得捧腹大笑。最后柳小海只得转变讲故事方向,在砍树的催眠故事中萌娃们相继沉沉入睡。

萌娃们和做客萌萌宅的嘉宾们之间还将碰撞出怎样的火花?敬请关注湖南卫视和芒果TV每周六14:30同步播出《萌仔萌萌宅》,每周四中午12点芒果TV会员抢先看!

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